ContractJ8NF9SvzN7V2FtxJjt1GFNa1ucxrDyQfDo3r8V4cpump
$BRATON, soon
chalked up on the pit board

Meet the coin

He walked in, picked up the scepter nobody else wanted to hold, and the whole room went quiet. Nobody voted on it. It just happened, the way these things happen.

- pinned to the board, not erased since
Braton the dog, glowing with electricity, holding a jeweled scepter topped with a brain
01, WHAT IT IS

What it is

A small idea that turned into a coin. This page keeps it plain and lets the picture carry the joke.

02, WHY IT STUCK

Why it stuck

People kept coming back for the bit, not for charts. No promises here, only the picture and the gag.

the affordance
launching on pump.fun. nothing to click yet.